-THE SECRET OF LONGEVITY-
A jornalist interviews an old gentleman to ask him about the secret of longevity.
J: Mr. you seem to be ingood shape. What is your secret?
I bet you never smoked , right?
OG: No,I always smoked. I smoke 2-3 packs of cigarette a day and also after every meal and in the evening .
J: Oh dear, but tell me , I bet that you do not drink or ever drank in your life right?
OG: No, I can not do without at least 3 glasses of wine before and after my meals.
J: Oh , I see. I bet though that you never went with anyone in your life . Always one woman right?
OG: No, I like change so I have a woman for every day of the week.
On Monday I have Morena, on Tuesday I have Talia, on Wedsneday I have Wilma, on Thursday I have
Tamara , on Friday I have Frida, on Saturday I have Sabina and on Sunday Sabrina.
J: Oh , i see, that is incredible! But tell me something .... What is the your secret for being so young?
How old are you?
And the old gentlemen with a whisper says:
OG: I... am
J: Yes?
OG: 27 ! :)
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WEDDING
The bride is so happy to get married and is speaking with the priest while the groom is waiting at the altar.
P: You must be so happy today !
B: Yes, father today is the greatest day of my life!
P: Yes, I can see that ! You are all dressed in white, it must be really great! Is White you favorite color for happiness?
B: Yes, father . I want everything to be in white bacause I am so happy !
P: That is great! I am so glad for you.
P: But tell me something if you are all dressed in white...
B: Yes , father?
P: Why is the groom dressed in black? :)
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